2019 - My 20th Year in Comedy (also the Year of the Pig...go figure)
Summertime...and the comedy schedule is *fuzzy*. Lots of private gigs, charity shows and family traveling - AND, for the first time, a FESTIVAL is in the books.
Keep an eye here and on Facebook/Twitter for details and specifics!
Need an appetizer? I was a guest on Here's What Happened To Me ...it was fun, we sold people out - click the link for iTunes.
Finally...some comedy coming at ya.
Portland Maine Comedy Festival - various locations August 1 - 11
https://www.portlandmainecomedy.com
**Thu, Aug 1 - Port City Music Hall in Portland, ME w/Paul Hunt and Corey Rodrigues
https://www1.ticketmaster.com/event/010056C5CC507F67
**Fri, Aug 2 - House of Bacon in Auburn, ME
https://www.facebook.com/HOBCOMEDYVENUE/
**Thu, Aug 8 - Mast Landing Brewing Co in Westbrook, ME
https://www.facebook.com/events/476607876485663/
Fri, Aug 9 - Zinger's in Milford, NH w/Lenny Clarke
Sat, Aug 17 - Haymarket Lounge at City Winery in Boston, MA w/Joey Carroll
https://citywinery.com/thehaymarketlounge/bostoncomedyfestival81719.html
Sat, Aug 24 - Holiday Inn in Taunton, MA for the Foxboro Lions Club, w/Michael Petit and Harrison Stebbins
https://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/4316888
Sat, Sep 14 - Portsmouth, NH
Sat, Sep 21: Taunton MA
Fri, Sep 27: American Legion in Acushnet, MA
Sat, Sep 28: Lowell, MA
Sat, Oct 5: Londonderry, NH
Thu, Oct 10: Side By Each Brewing Co in Auburn, ME
Thu, Oct 17: Bear Bones Beer in Lewiston, ME
Wed, Oct 23: 84 Court Pizza in Auburn, ME
Fri, Oct 25: Old Salt in Hampton, NH w/Steve Sweeney
Fri, Nov 1: Plymouth, MA
Sat, Nov 2: Town Hall Theater in Chateaugay, NY
Sat, Dec 7: Russian Club in Endicott, NY
Fri, Feb 7: Foothills Performing Arts Center in Oneonta, NY
Sat, Feb 8: Deer Run Winery in Geneseo, NY
https://www.portlandmainecomedy.com
**Thu, Aug 1 - Port City Music Hall in Portland, ME w/Paul Hunt and Corey Rodrigues
https://www1.ticketmaster.com/event/010056C5CC507F67
**Fri, Aug 2 - House of Bacon in Auburn, ME
https://www.facebook.com/HOBCOMEDYVENUE/
**Thu, Aug 8 - Mast Landing Brewing Co in Westbrook, ME
https://www.facebook.com/events/476607876485663/
Fri, Aug 9 - Zinger's in Milford, NH w/Lenny Clarke
Sat, Aug 17 - Haymarket Lounge at City Winery in Boston, MA w/Joey Carroll
https://citywinery.com/thehaymarketlounge/bostoncomedyfestival81719.html
Sat, Aug 24 - Holiday Inn in Taunton, MA for the Foxboro Lions Club, w/Michael Petit and Harrison Stebbins
https://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/4316888
Sat, Sep 14 - Portsmouth, NH
Sat, Sep 21: Taunton MA
Fri, Sep 27: American Legion in Acushnet, MA
Sat, Sep 28: Lowell, MA
Sat, Oct 5: Londonderry, NH
Thu, Oct 10: Side By Each Brewing Co in Auburn, ME
Thu, Oct 17: Bear Bones Beer in Lewiston, ME
Wed, Oct 23: 84 Court Pizza in Auburn, ME
Fri, Oct 25: Old Salt in Hampton, NH w/Steve Sweeney
Fri, Nov 1: Plymouth, MA
Sat, Nov 2: Town Hall Theater in Chateaugay, NY
Sat, Dec 7: Russian Club in Endicott, NY
Fri, Feb 7: Foothills Performing Arts Center in Oneonta, NY
Sat, Feb 8: Deer Run Winery in Geneseo, NY
Welcome to RyanGartley.com!
Finally joining the digital age...sorta. I started this 'hobby' in 1999 - peer pressure from a Booze Cruise in Portsmouth Harbor. Over 500 shows since then - still can't remember a joke.
Official Bio: This New England native and 15 year (ouch) comedy veteran has been performing in clubs, colleges and bars all across the country - from Las Vegas to Bangor, Maine. With his quick, critical observations and dry “family-style” humor he’s made a name for himself as one of the hardest working acts out there. A former semi-finalist in the Portland and Boston Comedy Festivals, his humor has been utilized to jump-start audiences for national acts like Lenny Clarke, Jeff Dunham, Steven Wright and Dave Coulier.
Sounds pretty good, yeah?
This isn't my full-time job - just what I enjoy doing. Take a gander below and feel free to shoot me a note: Gartism@aol.com
See you on the road!
-Ryan
Official Bio: This New England native and 15 year (ouch) comedy veteran has been performing in clubs, colleges and bars all across the country - from Las Vegas to Bangor, Maine. With his quick, critical observations and dry “family-style” humor he’s made a name for himself as one of the hardest working acts out there. A former semi-finalist in the Portland and Boston Comedy Festivals, his humor has been utilized to jump-start audiences for national acts like Lenny Clarke, Jeff Dunham, Steven Wright and Dave Coulier.
Sounds pretty good, yeah?
This isn't my full-time job - just what I enjoy doing. Take a gander below and feel free to shoot me a note: Gartism@aol.com
See you on the road!
-Ryan
Late Night appearance - Internationally aired.
Was just on in Los Angeles! Check it out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1EswOhJoHw |
The teaser...sorry, it starts kinda loud
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Common Criminal Sightings
That's me with John David, Steve Scarfo and Mike Koutrobis outside the Kowloon in Saugus, MA.
I have no idea where John got the cop car.
Seriously...no idea.
I have no idea where John got the cop car.
Seriously...no idea.
Rocko, me, Michael Damian and Scarfo at the WERZ Beach Bash.
2,500 screaming 14 year olds at the Hampton Beach Casino.
What could go wrong?
2,500 screaming 14 year olds at the Hampton Beach Casino.
What could go wrong?
Scarfo, Johnny Pizzi, Bob Seibel, me and Mike Koutrobis at Giggles in Saugus
That stage sure can hold up an ego
That stage sure can hold up an ego
Opening night at Jester's (way back in 2001) with Gary Caouette, Kevin Knox (I miss you, man), Scarfo and me
Jimmy Dunn was teaching me how to use his Eck App ( http://www.eckapp.com/ ) on Valentine's Day. Neither one of us had a date....so, this is what happens.
Many moons ago - Hampton Beach Casino Ballroom.
20 years of Comedy! So...where have I been?
Here's a taste:
O'Shea's Casino - Las Vegas
Emergency Room - Las Vegas
Beach Club - Las Vegas
Comix - Foxwoods
Kowloon - Saugus,MA
Beantown Comedy Den - Boston
Beantown Comedy Escape - Worcester
Beantown Comedy Vault - Boston
Comedy Connection - Boston & Portland
Joker's & Headliner's - Manchester,NH
Gold Room - Portland,ME
Civic Center - Augusta,ME
Spectacular Event Center - Bangor,ME
Skowhegan Opera House - Skowhegan,ME
Hampton Beach Casino - Hampton Beach,NH
Tupelo Hall - White River Junction,VT & Londonderry,NH
Blue Ocean Music Hall - Salisbury,MA
Pitman's Freight Room - Laconia, NH
Lowell Auditorium - Lowell,MA
Center for the Arts - Natick,MA
Colonial Theater - Keene,NH
Flying Monkey Theater - Plymouth,NH
Performing Arts Center - Caribou,ME
Chunky's Theater - Nashua, NH
Smuggler's Notch - Cambridge,VT
Cranmore Mountain
Pat's Peak
Shawnee Peak
Franklin Pierce College - Concord,NH
Thomas College - Waterville,ME
UMF - Farmington,ME
UMPI - Presque Isle,ME
And - literally - hundreds of bars, lodges, clubs, hotels, restaurants, function halls, back rooms & even a backyard or two.
O'Shea's Casino - Las Vegas
Emergency Room - Las Vegas
Beach Club - Las Vegas
Comix - Foxwoods
Kowloon - Saugus,MA
Beantown Comedy Den - Boston
Beantown Comedy Escape - Worcester
Beantown Comedy Vault - Boston
Comedy Connection - Boston & Portland
Joker's & Headliner's - Manchester,NH
Gold Room - Portland,ME
Civic Center - Augusta,ME
Spectacular Event Center - Bangor,ME
Skowhegan Opera House - Skowhegan,ME
Hampton Beach Casino - Hampton Beach,NH
Tupelo Hall - White River Junction,VT & Londonderry,NH
Blue Ocean Music Hall - Salisbury,MA
Pitman's Freight Room - Laconia, NH
Lowell Auditorium - Lowell,MA
Center for the Arts - Natick,MA
Colonial Theater - Keene,NH
Flying Monkey Theater - Plymouth,NH
Performing Arts Center - Caribou,ME
Chunky's Theater - Nashua, NH
Smuggler's Notch - Cambridge,VT
Cranmore Mountain
Pat's Peak
Shawnee Peak
Franklin Pierce College - Concord,NH
Thomas College - Waterville,ME
UMF - Farmington,ME
UMPI - Presque Isle,ME
And - literally - hundreds of bars, lodges, clubs, hotels, restaurants, function halls, back rooms & even a backyard or two.